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Morbid     (Search for similar jokes)
Morbid: In an auction, when someone offers a bigger amount.
(morbid: 174 of 189)

Spice     (Search for similar jokes)
Spice: The plural of spouse.
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Secondary     (Search for similar jokes)
Secondary: Not the first dairy you go to for milk, but the one after that, if the first has run out.
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Typing Away     (Search for similar jokes)
Upper Case: The luggage on the top of the pile.
Caps Lock: A fastening to keep your hat on your head.
Keyboard: The row of hooks where you keep your keys.
Space Bar: A sleazy joint where martians like to hang out.
Return Key: The address on a key tag, saying where to return it if found.
(keyboards: 177 of 189)

Nitrates     (Search for similar jokes)
Nitrate: Cheaper than the day rate
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