Hardware Store Choice (Search for similar jokes)
A man walks into a hardware store and asks if they have a tool for breaking up some hard ground. ?The shop assistant points to a row of suitable tools along the wall and replies: "Certainly sir, take your pick."(one_takepick: 370 of 413)
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