Theory Vote (Search for similar jokes)
They had a vote to decide a theory to replace continental drift.(one_platetheory: 11 of 413)
Plate Tectonics won by land slide.
Broken Doll (Search for similar jokes)
My niece's doll lost a foot so she took it to a plastic surgeon.(one_plastic: 12 of 413)
Ancient Door (Search for similar jokes)
Archaeologists in Britain found part of an ancient door. It had a stone hinge on it.(one_sthinge: 13 of 413)
Affix Stamp (Search for similar jokes)
I just "affixed" a stamp to an envelope as the envelope instructed me to do. I realised that I enjoy affixing stamps. Does this make me a stamp affixionado?(one_affix: 14 of 413)
Indecisive (Search for similar jokes)
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure...(one_indecisive: 15 of 413)
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