Lack-toes? (Search for similar jokes)
Ever since my friend had all the digits amputated from his feet, I find him very annoying.(one_lactose: 16 of 413)
I think I might be lack-toes intolerant.
Pig phone (Search for similar jokes)
Q: Why don't pigs use the telephone?(one_pigphone: 17 of 413)
A: Because there's crackling on the line.
Bottled (Search for similar jokes)
I tried to get a job as a beer taster once, but in the end, I bottled it.(one_bottled: 18 of 413)
Chocolate Stereo (Search for similar jokes)
Did you hear that they've brought out a portable stereo which looks like a big chocolate cake.(one_gateaux: 19 of 413)
It's called a gateaux blaster.
My friend Max (Search for similar jokes)
My friend Max hates going up steep hills.(one_max: 20 of 413)
He's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max.
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