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Snakes on the Car     (Search for similar jokes)
The policeman pulls over a car onto the side of the road and walks over to the driver.
"Do you realise you've got two snakes attached to the front of your car?" he asks.
"It's all right," replies the driver, "they're just my windscreen vipers."
(one_carsnakes: 21 of 413)


Duck Thief     (Search for similar jokes)
A man was charged with stealing ducks from a local pond in a small English village.
When in court, the judge asked how he pleaded. He replied 'Not guilty Mallard'.
(one_mallard: 22 of 413)


Bricklayer In Prison     (Search for similar jokes)
My Father was a brick layer before he was sent to prison; to this day he still isn't a free mason.
(one_mason: 23 of 413)


Green Ink     (Search for similar jokes)
My brother once drew on his face with a green permenant marker pen. We never managed to get it off, so now he's just known as the Indelible Hulk.
(one_indelible: 24 of 413)


The Invisible Dromedary     (Search for similar jokes)
There was one a dromedary whose fur was an amazingly close match in colour to the desert sand, and he was almost impossible to see.
Some called him 'the invisible dromedary', but in reality he wasn't invisible; he was just really well camel-flaged.
(one_dromedary: 25 of 413)


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