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Elvis Steakhouse     (Search for similar jokes)
Did you hear about the new line of Elvis Presley-themed steakhouses?
They will be for people who love meat tender.
(one_tenderelvis: 26 of 413)


Keep your eyes on the ball     (Search for similar jokes)
I always wondered why the ball was getting bigger as it came at me..... then it hit me!
(one_ballhit: 27 of 413)


Gold Prospector     (Search for similar jokes)
I used to want to be a gold prospector, but it didn't pan out.
(one_prospector: 28 of 413)


Bathroom Burglar     (Search for similar jokes)
The police caught a burglar last night after he broke into a bathroom window, stood on a set of scales and gave himself a weigh.
(one_aweigh: 29 of 413)


Monorail Fan     (Search for similar jokes)
I knew someone once who was a monorail enthusiast. He had a one track mind.
(one_monorail: 30 of 413)


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