Praying At The Grotto (Search for similar jokes)
As Reynoldo lit the votive candle at the grotto for San Jose de los Platanos, and prayed for the healthy delivery of his first child, he heard a disembodied voice say, "Your daughter will be born 17 inches long,"(one_platanos: 64 of 413)
To which Reynoldo replied, "Do you know the weight, too, San Jose?
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