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Dog Biscuits     (Search for similar jokes)
Are dog biscuits made from collie flour?
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Altar Boy     (Search for similar jokes)
When I was a child, my duties in the church included helping to shorten or lengthen the holy robes. I was an alter boy.
(altar: 324 of 413)


Chicken Suprise     (Search for similar jokes)
One of the chickens in the hen-house decided to be different, and instead of laying an egg, laid an orange insead.
One of her chicks came in and saw it, and said "Look what marmalade!"
(marmalade: 325 of 413)


Eating an orange     (Search for similar jokes)
When I was a child I tried to eat all of an orange. I found out then that a rind is a terrible thing to taste.
(rind: 326 of 413)


Two Psycics     (Search for similar jokes)
You know, two psychics are just a pair-a-normal people.
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