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Pitcher     (Search for similar jokes)
I asked for a pitcher full of beer....
So he brought me a drunk baseball player.
(drunkpitcher: 190 of 413)


Pharmacist     (Search for similar jokes)
I grew up on a pharm before I became a pharmacist.
(pharm: 191 of 413)


Seafood Disco     (Search for similar jokes)
I went to a seafood disco last week.... and pulled a mussel.
(mussel: 192 of 413)


Acetylene     (Search for similar jokes)
It's good to be with people who think puns are a gas. Acetylene that way myself.
(acetylene: 193 of 413)


Channel Tunnel     (Search for similar jokes)
The first attempt to build the Channel Tunnel was started in France in the 1890s. It would have been the longest steam train tunnel in the world, but they stopped when they realised they'd Britain off more than they could choo.
(channeltunnel: 194 of 413)


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