Beware of the Geeks. (Search for similar jokes)
I told my psychiatrist I kept dreaming about two computer geeks. ?He told me I was pair o' nerd.(one_pairnerd: 49 of 413)
French Wine Tasting (Search for similar jokes)
A woman went to France on a wine-tasting vacation. Unfortunately, while in the capital city, she drank too much, fell from her hotel window and ended up in a body cast.(one_plaspar: 50 of 413)
When she got home, she swore never to get plastered in Paris again.
The Best Scarecrow (Search for similar jokes)
He had won every award and received every possible accolade: he was simply the best scarecrow ever. He truly was out standing in his field.(one_scarecrow: 51 of 413)
Fruit Basket (Search for similar jokes)
When I got sick, my psychaitrist sent me a basket of fruit.(one_shrwrap: 52 of 413)
It was shrink wrapped.
And the card didn't say "Get well soon"; it said "How do you feel?".
Living beyond your means (Search for similar jokes)
People who live beyond their means should act their wage.(one_actwage: 53 of 413)
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