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Stealth Bombers     (Search for similar jokes)
The Russians are very jealous of the American's Stealth Bombers, so they've decided to build their own.
It'll be called the Optical Illyushin.
(illuyshin: 275 of 413)


Weatherman in Hospital     (Search for similar jokes)
A television weatherman was involved in an accident, and broke both his arms and both legs.
He had to call in from hospital to explain about the four casts.
(forecasts: 276 of 413)


Glass Blower     (Search for similar jokes)
When the glassblower inhaled he got a pane in the stomach.
(glassblower: 277 of 413)


Nomadic Trees     (Search for similar jokes)
A botanist claimed to have discovered a nomadic tree in the African jungle - apparently it just packs up it's trunk and leaves.
(nomadic_trees: 278 of 413)


Teed     (Search for similar jokes)
Old golfers don't get mad - the just get a little teed off.
(teed: 279 of 413)


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