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If James Bond had been a cat.....     (Search for similar jokes)
"The spy who licked me"
"Gold paw"
"Golden CatsEye"
"You only live nine times"
"Litter-tray Raker"
"Licence to mew"
"The neighbourhood is not enough"
"Octopussy" (same name, but the plot changes a bit)
"Lick and let dry"
"Never say meow again"
"Dr. No-I'm-Not-A-Vet-Honest"
"Kittens are forever"
"From Russian Blue with love"
"For cats' eyes only"
"View to a pounce"
"The cat with the golden claw"
"Feline Royale"
"Thundercat"
"On her majesty's slinking service"
"The sleeping daylights"
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