Birth of a Baby (Search for similar jokes)
A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"(pregnant: 35 of 64)
"Is this her first child?" the doctor asked.
"No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!"
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