Ignorance and Apathy (Search for similar jokes)
Someone once asked me what's the difference between ignorance and apathy.(otj_ignorance: 1 of 64)
I told them: "I don't know, and I don't care."
Are you lauging at me? (Search for similar jokes)
They all laughed when I said I'd become a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now!(oth_laughing: 2 of 64)
Reading Book (Search for similar jokes)
I jsut buoght myslef a book calld Teahc Yourslef to Read, but I don't undrestadn it.(oth_teahc: 3 of 64)
Equations and Reality (Search for similar jokes)
An engineer thinks that his equations are an approximation to reality. A physicist thinks reality is an approximation to his equations. A mathematician doesn't care about reality, as long as his equations look good.(otj_equations: 4 of 64)
Old Professor (Search for similar jokes)
Pete: "How old is Professor Greene?"(otj_oldprof: 5 of 64)
Sarah: "Pretty old. They say he used to teach Shakespeare."
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