How not to eat (Search for similar jokes)
Today, I had a patient who had two carrots up his nose, a radish in one ear and a stick of celery in the other ear.(eatright: 18 of 64)
He said, "Doc, I'm not feeling well."
I told him, "That's because you're not eating right."
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