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Radioactive Jelly     (Search for similar jokes)
(University students do seem to have an uncanny ability to pull off seriously good pactical jokes....)

A few students on Foundation Day painted a van with Lucas Heights Nuclear Commission on the side of it and whilst driving through GeorgeSt, Sydney, rolled out a 40 gallon drum of green jelly (ie harmless Jell-O) onto the road.
They stopped, got out in suits and Geiger counters set on max sensitivity so as to continuously crackle.
The resulting mayhem of pedestrians and drivers was something to behold. Soon the police had cordoned of the area.
The driver of the van said he was off to get some gear and disappeared. The others soon after also disappeared, leaving the police with a 40 gallon drum with nuclear signs on it and green stuff falling out of it and a very worried public.
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