Russian Canyon (Search for similar jokes)
In the early 1900s, the president of America went to visit Russia. Of course, Russia was still ruled by the Czar back then, and the American President was warmly welcomed by the whole Russian royal household.(czar: 110 of 131)
As the two leaders and their entourages were dining one day, in one of the huge dining rooms in the palace, the Americans were telling the Russians about some of the great things in their country. One of thetopics of conversaion was the Grand Canyon in Colorado. Of course, the American were quite boastful about this being the largest canyon in the world, when suddenly, from the head of the table, the Czar stood up,and made an announcement.
"In Russia," he said, "we have a canyon even bigger than your Grand Canyon!"
Now no-one was going to stand up and contradict the Czar, but of course no-one believed him either.
Finally, the American president stood up, and said "Okay. Let's see this canyon then."
So an expedition was organised. Of course, their destination was way out in the remote wilderness, and they only had horses to travel with, so the going was slow. But eventually, after several weeks gruellingjourney, they finally arrived at where the canyon was supposed to be.
But there wasn't one. Not even a little one.
And then it dawned on everyone - he had been using Czar chasm to make them look stupid.
(Random Page)(< Prev Page)(Next Page >)
BadPuns.com was launched in May 2000, and is a free humor site focusing on pun jokes and word play.
This is a family safe web site: Our jokes may make you groan, but they are all clean. However, if you have a problem with anything on this site, please let us know.
BadPuns.com will try to ensure that sites linked from here also meet our standards, but they are not under our control, so we cannot take responsibility for any external contents.