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Driven to Distraction     (Search for similar jokes)
I was driving to the office one morning, when I got a phone call from my boss.
"You've been promoted" he said, and I was so surprised that I swerved.
A few minutes later, I got another call. "You've been given a raise". I was so excited that I swerved again.
Later I got a third call. "You've been made CEO". And I swerved again and ran into a tree.
As I was waiting there, I saw a policeman. "what happened?" he asked.
"I careered off the road..."
(swerve: 113 of 131)

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