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Cabinet Maker     (Search for similar jokes)
There once was a Chinese cabinet maker who kept his precious woods in a shed behind his shop. One day he noticed that some of his wood was missing and on the floor of the shed there were the prints of small bare feet in the sawdust.
The next night the cabinet maker hid in the shed and waited. Toward morning he heard a noise. Lighting his lantern, he saw a strange sight; a bear on stilts holding some wood. The ends of the stilts were carved into the shape of small feet.
The cabinet maker of course shouted, "STOP, boy foot bear with teaks of Chan!"

(Submitted by Brent Meeker)
(cabinets: 123 of 131)


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