High lights (Search for similar jokes)
I went to the hairdresser, and they did my hair so that it made me look much taller.... they put lie-heights in my hair.(highlights: 11 of 19)
Junk Mail (Search for similar jokes)
A brother at a monestary tried sending out lots of unwanted advertisments, but he was arrested and put in prison.(junk_mail: 12 of 19)
He was also very unpopular in prison. After all - no-one likes monk jail.
Stocks Sink (Search for similar jokes)
A very nervous man became an investments broker. Whenever there was bad news about a company he held shares in, his nervousness would make is feet begin to sweat profusely.(stocks_sink: 13 of 19)
It's apparently a common trait in investment circles, though - bad news makes your socks stink.
Spooner's Spooners (Search for similar jokes)
Some spoonerisms said to have been uttered by Reverend Spooner himself...(spooners: 14 of 19)
(With that lot under his belt, it's hardly suprising they were named after him!)
Party Hats (Search for similar jokes)
I have two friends named Pat. They're both very artistic, so I recently asked them to make some amusing headgear for my son's birthday celebrations.(party_hats: 15 of 19)
Everyone who was there agreed that they were brilliant arty pats.
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