Party Hats (Search for similar jokes)
I have two friends named Pat. They're both very artistic, so I recently asked them to make some amusing headgear for my son's birthday celebrations.(party_hats: 15 of 19)
Everyone who was there agreed that they were brilliant arty pats.
Stars in the Sky (Search for similar jokes)
A pig lived in a very run-down pig-house.(scars_sty: 16 of 19)
He looked up one night at the gaping holes in the roof, and said "Look at all the scars in the sty."
Fair Weather Fans (Search for similar jokes)
There was a group of football fans who would only go to matches when they could wear a feathered head-dress.(fair_weather: 17 of 19)
Of course, they needed a sunny day for it, so they became known as wear-feather fans.
Grace and Favour (Search for similar jokes)
A man was brought before the king, who said "Off with his head!"(grace_favour: 18 of 19)
Just then, the king's royal coin designer entered the room, the man leapt on him, saying "I throw myself on your majesty's face engraver."
Hawking his Wares (Search for similar jokes)
There is a street-seller who is well known in the area, as he tries to sell his rabbits to everyone who passes.(hawking_wares: 19 of 19)
People see him arriving, and say "Look, there he is again, walking his hares."
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