Grace and Favour (Search for similar jokes)
A man was brought before the king, who said "Off with his head!"(grace_favour: 18 of 19)
Just then, the king's royal coin designer entered the room, the man leapt on him, saying "I throw myself on your majesty's face engraver."
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