Bad Manners (Search for similar jokes)
A child was misbehaving by protesting loudly and rudely, waving boards with crazy slogans on, while guests were visiting. He was punished for having mad banners.(spn_manners: 5 of 19)
William Tell the Bowler (Search for similar jokes)
There is evidence that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers, but unfortunately all the league records were destroyed in a fire.(spn_belltoll: 6 of 19)
Thus we'll sadly never know for whom the Tells bowled.
False Steps (Search for similar jokes)
He said he grown strong from all his dancing, but no-one believed him.(spn_falsewitn: 7 of 19)
It was obvious to all that he was bearing waltz fitness.
Champagne to our Friends (Search for similar jokes)
"Here's champagne to our real friends...(spn_shampain: 8 of 19)
...and real pain to our sham friends"
Army Baker (Search for similar jokes)
I'm a baker for the army. When I go to war, I go in all buns glazing.(spn_blazing: 9 of 19)
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