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Bargain (Search for similar jokes)

"I'd like to buy this saloon from you," Tom bargained.

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Sandy Teeth (Search for similar jokes)

"Alright, who put sand in my dentures?" asked Tom, through gritted teeth.

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Hawaii (Search for similar jokes)

"Hawaii is the most recent addition to the US," Tom stated.

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Starting a legal business (Search for similar jokes)

"Yes, I'm starting a legal business," Tom affirmed.

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Lemon Juice (Search for similar jokes)

"Don't you dare sweeten that lemon juice", said Tom bitterly.

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