Mixed up my Gloves (Search for similar jokes)
"I've mixed up my gloves," Tom said intermittently.(tom_mittens: 11 of 90)
Burning Attic (Search for similar jokes)
"I've set the rear of the attic aflame," Tom fired back loftily.(tom_atticfire: 12 of 90)
Where's the restroom? (Search for similar jokes)
"Could you tell me where the mens' restroom is?" Tom asked gently.(tom_gently: 13 of 90)
Ouch! (Search for similar jokes)
Ouch! I think the anaesthetic has worn off," said Tom with feeling.(tom_pain: 14 of 90)
Out of Thyme (Search for similar jokes)
"It looks like we're out of thyme," said Herb gingerly.(tom_outtime: 15 of 90)
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