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Married a Lion     (Search for similar jokes)
"I just married a lioness - look at my wedding ring!" roared Leo, with wild abandon.
(tom_marrylion: 16 of 90)

Grape Juice     (Search for similar jokes)
"I hate grape beverages," Tom whined with clarity.
(tom_whine: 17 of 90)

Tired of Smiling     (Search for similar jokes)
"I'm tired of smiling all the time," moaned Lisa.
(tom_mona: 18 of 90)

Expecting a Ransom Note     (Search for similar jokes)
"We expect a ransom note for our daughter's return soon," said Tom mistakenly.
(tom_misstaken: 19 of 90)

Where's the Exit?     (Search for similar jokes)
"The exit is right there," Tom pointed out.
(tom_exit: 20 of 90)

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