Married a Lion (Search for similar jokes)
"I just married a lioness - look at my wedding ring!" roared Leo, with wild abandon.(tom_marrylion: 16 of 90)
Grape Juice (Search for similar jokes)
"I hate grape beverages," Tom whined with clarity.(tom_whine: 17 of 90)
Tired of Smiling (Search for similar jokes)
"I'm tired of smiling all the time," moaned Lisa.(tom_mona: 18 of 90)
Expecting a Ransom Note (Search for similar jokes)
"We expect a ransom note for our daughter's return soon," said Tom mistakenly.(tom_misstaken: 19 of 90)
Where's the Exit? (Search for similar jokes)
"The exit is right there," Tom pointed out.(tom_exit: 20 of 90)
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