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Gold Mine     (Search for similar jokes)
"I used to own this gold mine!" Tom exclaimed.
(tom_goldmine: 21 of 90)


The Last Slice     (Search for similar jokes)
"I don't like eating the last slice of the loaf" said Tom crustily.
(tom_crust: 22 of 90)


Guard Duty     (Search for similar jokes)
"Your task is to guard this underwear," Tom's sergeant briefed them.
(tom_briefed: 23 of 90)


Happy Cat     (Search for similar jokes)
"The cat seems happy now that he's been fed," said Tom purposefully.
(tom_cathappy: 24 of 90)


Leaking Boat     (Search for similar jokes)
"My boat leaks", said Tom balefully.
(tom_baleful: 25 of 90)


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