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Small Round Shape     (Search for similar jokes)
"This round shape is so small, I have already examined it's entire outer edge," said Tom, a little circumspect.
(tomcircumspect: 26 of 90)

Wanting to Write     (Search for similar jokes)
"I need something to write with," said Tom pensively.
(tompensive: 27 of 90)

Fish Sweaters     (Search for similar jokes)
"Do salmon wear sweaters?" asked Tom wolfishly.
(tomsweaters: 28 of 90)

Need an Injection     (Search for similar jokes)
"I need an injection, Doc," Tom pleaded in vain.
(tompleaded: 29 of 90)

Hotdogs     (Search for similar jokes)
"I love hot dogs," said Tom with relish.
(tomhotdog: 30 of 90)

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