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Tom Swift-ly through the Old Testament
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- "I have sinned," said Adam originally.
- "Have an apple," the serpent said fruitfully.
- "Come here, Abel," Cain said brotherly.
- "You snails almost didn't make it," Noah said wetly.
- "No spika de Inglish," they babbled at Babel confusedly.
- "Nonsense, I'll look behind me all I please," replied Lot's wife saltily.
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