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Innocent     (Search for similar jokes)
"I am wrongly accused," said Tom with conviction.
(accused: 70 of 90)

Making Trains More Profitable     (Search for similar jokes)
"The transit system could reduce its deficit by steeply charging those passengers on their way to rock concerts and sports events," said Tom with considerable fanfare.
(fanfare: 71 of 90)

Playing Bridge     (Search for similar jokes)
"I'd like to play Bridge but hate the bidding," Tom said wistfully.
(bidding: 72 of 90)

Favorite Statue     (Search for similar jokes)
"My favorite statue is the Venus de Milo," said Tom disarmingly.
(disarm: 73 of 90)

Over the Road     (Search for similar jokes)
"I want to go over to the other side of the road, but I'm too chicken," said Tom crossly.
(cross: 74 of 90)

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