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Transmission Trouble     (Search for similar jokes)
"My car seems to be having some transmission trouble," Tom said shiftlessly.
(transmission: 60 of 90)

More than one way to...     (Search for similar jokes)
"I'll skin that cat later," Tom deferred.
(catskin: 61 of 90)

Adding up     (Search for similar jokes)
"Don't worry, I can't add up either," Tom said, nonplussed.
(nonplus: 62 of 90)

Picking Fruit     (Search for similar jokes)
"I've been out picking fruit," said Tom with applomb.
(applomb: 63 of 90)

Heavy Accent     (Search for similar jokes)
"The executioner has received the tool he needs," said Tom with a heavy accent.
(accent: 64 of 90)

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