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Madness     (Search for similar jokes)
Madness takes it's toll. (please have exact change ready)
(mad_toll: 26 of 95)


Lost + Found     (Search for similar jokes)
"I may have found my bearings.... but now I've lost my marbles."

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(bearings: 27 of 95)


Worries     (Search for similar jokes)
"The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work."
(worry: 28 of 95)


Perfect?     (Search for similar jokes)
Pobody's Nerfect.
(pobody: 29 of 95)


Winning The Rat-Race     (Search for similar jokes)
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
(ratrace: 30 of 95)


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