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Abbreviation     (Search for similar jokes)
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
(probably so you can abbreviate it...?)
(abbreviation: 58 of 95)


Lisp     (Search for similar jokes)
Whose cruel idea was it for the word?"lisp" to have an "S" in it?
(lisp: 59 of 95)


Painting Fools     (Search for similar jokes)
Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to sell it.
(picture: 60 of 95)


Wheels     (Search for similar jokes)
Blessed are they that run around in circles, for they shall be known as wheels.
(wheels: 61 of 95)


Burdens     (Search for similar jokes)
Questions are burdens for the mind,
answers are prisons for the soul.
(burdens: 62 of 95)


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