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Number 2 pencils     (Search for similar jokes)
If number 2 pencils are the most popular, how come they're still only number 2?
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Lethal Injections     (Search for similar jokes)
Do they use sterilised needles for lethal injections?
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Kamikazi Pilots     (Search for similar jokes)
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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Multiple Personalities     (Search for similar jokes)
If someone with multiple personalities threatens sucide... is it considered a hostage situation?
(hostage: 55 of 95)

Synonyms     (Search for similar jokes)
Is there another word for 'synonym'
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