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Lost + Found     (Search for similar jokes)
"I may have found my bearings.... but now I've lost my marbles."

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Worries     (Search for similar jokes)
"The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work."
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Perfect?     (Search for similar jokes)
Pobody's Nerfect.
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Winning The Rat-Race     (Search for similar jokes)
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
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Telling The Time     (Search for similar jokes)
A man with one watch knows what time it is.
A man with two watches is never sure.
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