Shopping Duck (Search for similar jokes)
A duck goes into a shop and asks, "Can I have some lip salve please?"(ducksalve: 11 of 69)
The shop assistant asks, "Will you be paying cash?"
The duck replies, "No thank you, just put it on my bill."
Arrowing (Search for similar jokes)
If you get shot with a bow, would you have an 'arrowing experience? Could it be said that you axed for it? Of course, that's not a knife thing to say, and I don't want any quarrels with you, so I'll spear you the details...(arrowingexp: 12 of 69)
Chicken crossed the playground? (Search for similar jokes)
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?(chickslide: 13 of 69)
A: To get to the other slide.
Left or right? (Search for similar jokes)
If you can only go left or right, and you know that left isn't right, then by a process of elimination, right must be right because it's the only way left.(leftorright: 14 of 69)
Speech! Speech! (Search for similar jokes)
"S-peach, s-peach," they cried. He stepped up to the podium.(tangerines: 15 of 69)
"I want to ap-peas you all, but I will not be apple to speak today. I always go off on irrelevant tangerines. Avocado-go now. It's bean grape.
Submitted by Jane E.
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