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Subtlety?     (Search for similar jokes)
There's a difference between subtlety and just being obscure, but it's quite a subtle difference that can easily be obscured.
(subtleobsc: 16 of 69)


Pocket Comb     (Search for similar jokes)
I got a pocket comb. But who wants to comb their pockets?
(pocketcomb: 17 of 69)


Elephants     (Search for similar jokes)
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know. But then we tried to get his tusks off, which was very difficult. Of course in Alabama, the Tuscaloosa... But that's entirely irrelephant to what I was talking about...
(tuscaloosa: 18 of 69)


Russia Round     (Search for similar jokes)
If you Russia round and Ukraine your neck, don't Crimea river.
(russia_round: 19 of 69)


Ten-pun bowling     (Search for similar jokes)
Employees of the local 10-pun bowling club have gone on STRIKE, leaving the management in diSPARE. Staff say they want to live life in the fast LANE, but have been treated like TURKEYs and left feeling PINned down. "Don't FENCE us in," said one, "or we'll SPLIT." Management say they're OPEN to discussion, but staff feel they're being pushed into the GUTTER like ALLEY cats.
(punbowl: 20 of 69)


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