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Camoflage Trousers     (Search for similar jokes)
I went to buy some camoflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
(camoflage: 26 of 69)


Auction Puns     (Search for similar jokes)
Everyone knows that auctions speak louder than words - that's because of the auction-ears. And it's still the one place where you can still get something for nodding, Though of course you do have to stay to the bidder end.
(auctions: 27 of 69)


Cross a spaceman with a clown?     (Search for similar jokes)
What do you get if you cross a spaceman, a clown and a heavy lorry?
A jugglernaught.
(jugglernaught: 28 of 69)


Useful Metric Conversions     (Search for similar jokes)
Useful Metric Conversions...
* 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
* 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
* 10 cards = 1 decacards
* 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
* 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
* 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
* 10 rations = 1 decoration
* 10 millipedes = 1 centipede
* 3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
* 2 monograms = 1 diagram
* 2 wharves = 1 paradox
(metric: 29 of 69)


Skeleton Event at the Winter Olympics     (Search for similar jokes)
When I first heard about the Winter Olympic sport of Skeleton I thought, "Where did they dig this sport up?" But it turns out that this was a bone afide Olympic sport nearly a half a century ago (54 years to be exact...that is a bit of tibia for you).
I just watched the event, and saw the competitor who won the Cold Medal in by a marrow margin (just fractures of a second!). One of the commentators said that there is a world cup circuit for Skeleton but their winnings are small compared to other sports so they are pretty much doing this all pro bone-o.
For those of you who think that skeleton is easy you have been seriously miSLED. It takes a lot of skull to do this spine-tingling sport. Unlike the things that you strap on your feet and then ischeum down the hill, you have to lay on your tummy as you sled down the run. I think I would femur comfortable knowing that I had a soft cushion of snow to land in rather than the bone-crunchingly hard ice of the skeleton run. If you don't take the curves just right it can coccyx several seconds on your time. I think Skeleton is going to turn out to be a hip new sport. They probably won't get as much ribbing as the lugers do.
I hope you found this piece humerus.
(olympic_skeletons: 30 of 69)


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