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Weasels and Stoats     (Search for similar jokes)
What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?
A weasel is weasily recognised but a stoat is stoatally different.
(owp_weasstoat: 8 of 69)


Duck!     (Search for similar jokes)
There once was a man named Duck
Who drove to Duck River in a truck.
When he got there
Some dude threw a spear
Said a River Duck duck, "Duck, Duck!"
(owp_duckduck: 9 of 69)


Unicorns     (Search for similar jokes)
Does every unicorn have a unique horn?
(ow_unicuniq: 10 of 69)


Shopping Duck     (Search for similar jokes)
A duck goes into a shop and asks, "Can I have some lip salve please?"
The shop assistant asks, "Will you be paying cash?"
The duck replies, "No thank you, just put it on my bill."
(ducksalve: 11 of 69)


Arrowing     (Search for similar jokes)
If you get shot with a bow, would you have an 'arrowing experience? Could it be said that you axed for it? Of course, that's not a knife thing to say, and I don't want any quarrels with you, so I'll spear you the details...
(arrowingexp: 12 of 69)


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