's random one-liners A handful of short jokes to brighten your day New Spokesperson News from the Bicycle Wheel Manufacturers Association is that they've appointed a new spokes-person. Doctor's Bill You can always tell your doctor's a quack, when you see his a large bill. Zen Hotdog A Zen Master walks up to a hot-dog seller, and says: "Make me one with everything." Floating Whales Q: How do you make a whale float? A: Root Beer, two scoops of ice cream and a whale. Cheating Raisin Did you hear about the raisin who cheated on his wife? It was in the newspaper, in the current affairs section. Store If you've enjoyed these jokes, please consider supporting by visiting our online store.