BadPuns.com's random one-liners A handful of short jokes to brighten your day http://badpuns.com Nomadic Trees A botanist claimed to have discovered a nomadic tree in the African jungle - apparently it just packs up it's trunk and leaves. http://www.badpuns.com/jokes.php?section=oneline&name=nomadic_trees High Pitched The baseball player had a very high-pitched voice. http://www.badpuns.com/jokes.php?section=oneline&name=high-pitched Greek Monster Q: Why did the rivers of Ancient Greece dry up after the nine-headed monster was killed?A: Because it was de-hydrated.(Submitted by Odin) http://www.badpuns.com/jokes.php?section=oneline&name=greek_monster Hot Food I burned my tongue eating the gourmet food. It was hot cuisine. http://www.badpuns.com/jokes.php?section=oneline&name=one_haughtcuisine Pawn Broker The price of chess pieces was going up. I had to buy quickly, so I decided to contact my pawn broker. http://www.badpuns.com/jokes.php?section=oneline&name=one_chesspawn BadPuns.com Store If you've enjoyed these jokes, please consider supporting BadPuns.com by visiting our online store. http://badpuns.com/store.php