BadPuns.com's random one-liners A handful of short jokes to brighten your day http://badpuns.com Sick Politicians When politicians get the flu, you never know which way they're going to vote... sometimes the eyes have it, and sometimes the nose. http://www.badpuns.com/jokes.php?section=oneline&name=one_flupolitic Injured Bicycle Salesman The bicycle salesman had broken his ankle and was thus unable to peddle his wares. http://www.badpuns.com/jokes.php?section=oneline&name=one_bicycleankle Dawned It just dawned on my that I a.m. a morning person. http://www.badpuns.com/jokes.php?section=oneline&name=dawned Magnifying I have a new search engine. It's a motorized magnifying glass. http://www.badpuns.com/jokes.php?section=oneline&name=magnifying High-rise Pigs A famous architect designed a new kind of building - high rise accommodation for pigs. He called them "sty scrapers" http://www.badpuns.com/jokes.php?section=oneline&name=sty BadPuns.com Store If you've enjoyed these jokes, please consider supporting BadPuns.com by visiting our online store. http://badpuns.com/store.php