's random one-liners A handful of short jokes to brighten your day Sick Politicians When politicians get the flu, you never know which way they're going to vote... sometimes the eyes have it, and sometimes the nose. Injured Bicycle Salesman The bicycle salesman had broken his ankle and was thus unable to peddle his wares. Dawned It just dawned on my that I a.m. a morning person. Magnifying I have a new search engine. It's a motorized magnifying glass. High-rise Pigs A famous architect designed a new kind of building - high rise accommodation for pigs. He called them "sty scrapers" Store If you've enjoyed these jokes, please consider supporting by visiting our online store.