's random one-liners A handful of short jokes to brighten your day Dressed as a Horse Did you hear about the man who dressed up as a baby horse? He made a complete foal of himself. Retired The racing driver's wheel failed during the race, so he had to retire. Horsebox Driving behind a rickety old horse box, my girlfriend remarked: "That doesn't look very stable" Recycling a Beer Bottle I took a beer bottle to the recycling center, but they wouldn't take it. They said: "This is the pint of no return." Scalping Technique? I know the correct way to scalp people, but I can't think of it off the top of my head. Store If you've enjoyed these jokes, please consider supporting by visiting our online store.