's random one-liners A handful of short jokes to brighten your day Nomadic Trees A botanist claimed to have discovered a nomadic tree in the African jungle - apparently it just packs up it's trunk and leaves. High Pitched The baseball player had a very high-pitched voice. Greek Monster Q: Why did the rivers of Ancient Greece dry up after the nine-headed monster was killed?A: Because it was de-hydrated.(Submitted by Odin) Hot Food I burned my tongue eating the gourmet food. It was hot cuisine. Pawn Broker The price of chess pieces was going up. I had to buy quickly, so I decided to contact my pawn broker. Store If you've enjoyed these jokes, please consider supporting by visiting our online store.