's random one-liners A handful of short jokes to brighten your day Cigarette Lighter Q: How do you make a cigarette lighter? A: You take out all the tobacco. Thumb and Forefinger Three of my fingers are willing to write, but my thumb and forefinger are opposed. Florescent Paint We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used to be. Pillows And of course, there was the pillow and mattress manufacturing company that had a problem with staff...Some of them just felt down all the time, and the rest were sleeping on the job. Beware of the Geeks. I told my psychiatrist I kept dreaming about two computer geeks. ?He told me I was pair o' nerd. Store If you've enjoyed these jokes, please consider supporting by visiting our online store.