's random one-liners A handful of short jokes to brighten your day Milk Drinking Contest First cat: "How did you get on in the milk-drinking competition?" Second cat: "I won by six laps." Children Having children. What an heir raising experience that is! A Farm Called Focus Three brothers bought a cattle ranch and asked their father what he thought they should name it.He said, "Call it 'Focus', because that's where the sun's rays meet." The blind man and the carpenter I see said the blind man. I saw said the carpenter Hungry Clock When a clock is hungry, does it go back four seconds? Store If you've enjoyed these jokes, please consider supporting by visiting our online store.