's random one-liners A handful of short jokes to brighten your day Stealth Bombers The Russians are very jealous of the American's Stealth Bombers, so they've decided to build their own. It'll be called the Optical Illyushin. New Year I don't think I was concentrating properly when midnight struck on January 1st 2000.It just went in one era and out the other. Eating an orange When I was a child I tried to eat all of an orange. I found out then that a rind is a terrible thing to taste. Great Sandwich Q: Why can a man never go hungry in a great desert? A: He can eat the sand which is there. Cross a dog and a hen? I crossed a dog with a hen. Got pooched eggs. Store If you've enjoyed these jokes, please consider supporting by visiting our online store.