's random one-liners A handful of short jokes to brighten your day Singing without a key? The manager of the opera house couldn't find the key, so he had to break into song. Birthday candles Birthday candles are for people who want to make light of their age. Karma Oh no! My karma has just run over my dogma! Deposed What about the king who got deposed by his enemy? He just got throne away. Air Current Theory The meteorologist was absolutely convinced of his theory on air currents. He had the air of a man of strong convections. Store If you've enjoyed these jokes, please consider supporting by visiting our online store.