- Breakfast in Bed
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I had breakfast in bed. Two rolls and a turnover.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 19 February 2025
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- Category: One-liners
- Midday Shadows
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In the mornings, the shadows are cast on one side; in the evenings they're on the other side. But at midday there's noon on either side.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 03 May 2022
Permalink: noonshadow
- Category: One-liners
- Let's Rock!
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One day in a bare field Alicia Algae met Fred Fungus and they sat down on a rock for a while because they took a lichen to each other.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 10 July 2023
Permalink: lichen
- Category: One-liners
- Ten Puns
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 11 November 2023
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- Category: One-liners
- Shopaholic Aliens
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Scientists have announced that we have made contact with an alien race who's planet is entirely covered by one gigantic shopping center.
The sceptical scientists didn't believe it at first, but they've now confirmed that it's a mall world after all.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 30 July 2024
Permalink: smlworld
- Category: One-liners
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