- Venetian Blind Makers
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I was offered a job making venetian blinds, but I turned it down, because it sounded like a shady business.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 03 May 2025
Permalink: venshady
- Category: One-liners
- Tea-bags
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People are like tea-bags. You have to put them in hot water before you can tell how strong they are.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 23 September 2022
Permalink: teabags
- Category: One-liners
- Old Chemists
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Old chemists never die... they just stop reacting.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 25 February 2024
Permalink: old_chemists
- Category: One-liners
- Moving to France
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They asked why I was moving to France, so I told them I had nothing Toulouse.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 28 February 2021
Permalink: toulouse
- Category: One-liners
- Illuminated Golf Courses
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Illuminated golf courses were invented for people who liked swinging nightclubs.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 06 May 2024
Permalink: night_golf
- Category: One-liners
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