Miner

A miner also got the sack - his boss thought he was the pits.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 29 March 2025

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Squashed Book

The student who said his bible had been run over by a steamroller was stretching the truth.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 29 March 2024

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Birthday candles

Birthday candles are for people who want to make light of their age.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 14 April 2024

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So slug me

Warning: I am an invertebrate punster and spinelessly unable to resist a pun. So slug me.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 29 April 2025

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Noah's Bees

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Arc-hives, of course.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 22 February 2025

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