Smile

So I said to her, "You know what really makes me smile?"

And she just couldn't guess, so I told her: "The muscles in my face."

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Don't Know?

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don’t know and I don’t care.

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Musical Shops

Q: A note left for a pianist from his wife:
A: Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.

New: See a comic by Peter Gander based on this joke here.

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Roman Mathematics

The Romans didn't find algebra very challenging, because X was always 10.

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Zombie's fingers

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately.

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