Zoo Loaf

I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 28 October 2025

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Category: One-liners

Published: 28 April 2020

Royalty-free

The photographer took some pictures of the Queen.

He was very confused when someone asked if they could publish them royalty-free.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 21 August 2025

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Category: One-liners

Published: 21 April 2020

Respunsibility

Why do I make so many bad jokes?

Because it's my respunsibility.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 14 September 2025

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Category: One-liners

Published: 09 November 2019

Clown Manners

A clown just held a door open for me.

I thought, that's a nice jester.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 27 May 2025

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Category: One-liners

Published: 29 October 2019