Quarantine Jokes

Q: What jokes are allowed during quarantine?

A: Inside jokes

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 11 May 2023

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Zoo Loaf

I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 31 May 2023

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Royalty-free

The photographer took some pictures of the Queen.

He was very confused when someone asked if they could publish them royalty-free.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 28 April 2022

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Respunsibility

Why do I make so many bad jokes?

Because it's my respunsibility.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 20 May 2023

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Clown Manners

A clown just held a door open for me.

I thought, that's a nice jester.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 09 December 2022

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