Letters

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.

I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 03 July 2024

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Mercury

My doctor banned me from listening to Queen albums...

...he said they had a dangerously high Mercury content.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 26 November 2024

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No Bell

Whoever invented knock-knock jokes deserves a No Bell Prize.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 01 August 2024

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Gull Tea

Judge: You are charged with the crime of making a hot drink from the feathers of a sea bird.

Defendant: Gull tea, your honour.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 03 February 2024

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High Wire Bank

My bank has had a tightrope installed.

They use it whenever a customer asks them to check their balance.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 11 September 2024

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